Easier to Ask for Forgiveness than for Permission

I went on a vacation last week. 

I was expressly told that it was not a fishing vacation. 

I pretended not to hear that..

They caught me. 

The first step is admitting that you have a problem.

The second step is embracing the problem and figuring out a way around it.

From now on, they will probably speak louder and more forcefully and withhold things.

I will try to remember to wear clothing that blends in with the environment rather than a yellow plaid button down shirt and a pair of traffic cone orange board shorts, to make it less likely that I am caught.

The End.