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Texas Rigged -- Don't Tell My Wife Edition

The boat-slash-planter pictured above was in the yard across the street from the house where I stayed at Rayburn last week. The rear of the boat is covered in foliage, so I cannot tell if it is under the Johnny Morris umbrella, although if it's not now it likely will be soon.

Either way, I hope that my wife Hanna doesn't see this and get any ideas. We have far too much lawn art already, including but not limited to ceramic mushrooms, bronzed dog statues and a Pop-R mailbox. We are approximately two tractor tires away from being excommunicated from our neighborhood. If she does decide to go down this route, though, I hope she opts for a color scheme with a bit of flake in it.